- Newsboard Special Report - 'Krynn Ibushin - Nothing But the Truth'
Interview performer, written and edited by
Mana TimberStick
Mana - This is my second interview with the Krynn Ibushin in a very short period. I understand there was a problem with our last publication.
Masaru - Yes. Some parts were wrongly cut off and the way the interview was presented, caused a lot of things we said look wrong and be open to misinterpretations.
Mana - Would you care to rephrase the misunderstandings, then?
Beinion - For instance, regarding the reason why we never took any jobs for Dark Realm, the answer in the interview was that "We already answered that question"... which isn't clear at all, because the answer itself was cut off. We always review all requests before deciding on our course of action, and the fact is that we never had to reject any job proposals until now, which means that Dark Realm never came forward with any such proposals. We'll only refuse a proposal if it goes against our beliefs or compromises any of the other Realms.
Masaru - And the way the "fights against Shijima" was presented, will only fuel the gossip around the whle issue. I hope it's clear that we referred to the missions in Dark Realm. Since it's a completely different environment than we're used to, and the environment itself is dangerous. Having an alligator looking at you while you walk around isn't a walk in the park.
Mana - So when you said "against Shijima" what you meant is missions against the government of Dark Realm?
Beinion - It's true that we accepted missions which required us to go into Dark Realm territory, but never were we asked to perform anything that would spark a war between any Realms.
Masaru - Precisely.
Beinion - We know that the last thing we wished for, was for an open war scenario. Our missions in Dark territory were harmless towards their government, their people, or even their economy.
Masaru - We're freelancers, we take oddjobs, we're not here to start a war.
Mana - Are there any other misunderstandings you would like to make clear?
Beinion - This was one of the major ones. There is another one, which I'll let Segare explain, since the questions were directed at him.
Masaru - The comments about Grass Realm... it's amazing how worse they looked once they were edited by the genius you people have there... I expect people to be smart enough to see that no insult was directed at Hizashi or his wife. All I meant was that Ai and I have our life here, what happens there won't bother us unless it's something dire. Those issues will be taken into consideration as they come, we won't be giving it any thought for now.
Mana - Note taken. Is there anything else?
Beinion - There's also the issue about our payment. The chopped-up interview that was published made it seem like we'll work for free. Don't get us wrong, we do our share of good deeds for free once in a while, but we expect to be paid if we're working for other people, obviously. We won't ask for a specific amount, but if we're not paid we won't be able to take care of our living expenses, maintaining equipment, and buying supplies so we're ready to take on other jobs. It's the way the world works. Soon enough, we would have no conditions to maximize our potentials due to lack of equipment and resources.
Mana - Suppose I was to hire you. When we agree a price, I ask you how much you charge. Can you give me an aproximation of how much a regular mission costs?
Beinion - It depends on the risk involved, really.
Mana - Any other misunderstandings?
Beinion - The part about xenophobia... it should still be clear enough... it's said that most elves are close-minded when it comes to other cultures and accepting other races. You hear about many elves rejecting half-elven breeds or refusing to deal with other races. To be honest, it's a matter of tradition and old values, maybe a little difficulty dealing with cultures so different than the deeply-rooted elven culture. In my case, I was lucky. My father always looked beyond that, and he was even married to a human during his last years of life.
Mana - I see. So it was no xenophobia you meant, as much as closeness to tradition.
Beinion - Precisely. If it was really xenophobia, the frontiers of Ice Realm would be closed, don't you think?
Mana - I understand. Can I make a few more questions then?
Beinion - Sure.
Masaru - Go ahead.
Mana - Ever since out last publication, Beinion, we have received a few letters, mostly from women, asking for the following: how you and your wife got together, what your measures are, your favorite food and how many girlfriends you had before. Care to answer your fans?
Beinion - Errr... well then... when I first got to Honshu, one of the first places I visited was Leaf Town. Lacking a place to crash, I turned to the inn. This is where I met her, since it's a family business. Besides her looks, the fact that she's a bard drew my attention. With time, we got closer, played as a duet a couple of times, and things just happened a while after during an outing. It's been two years since we met, more or less, and I couldn't be happier right now. As for my measures... this isn't like asking a woman her 3 sizes, so let's see... I'm 1,68m tall, I weigh 71 Kg, and... that's about everything I can tell, I never bothered to measure my shoulder length or anything like that...
Mana - What number clothes do you wear, for instance?
Beinion - Regular medium. I'm thin, and not really a body-builder. Also, I don't have a specific dish I'd call my favorite, but eggs are mandatory on every meal, regardless of what it is and how weird it might sound.
Mana - Is there a reason for that habit?
Beinion - Something I picked up as a kid. I did the cooking at home when I was alone with my sister, and I tried many weird experiments. Somehow, eggs went well with pretty much everything, to my tastes.
Mana - What about the girlfriends?
Beinion - As for the number of girlfriends I had before... I can say that they were more than 10 and less than 20.
Mana - Masaru, we also received a letter from a young man from Iron Realm, curious about the training that took you 18 months to complete. Care to tell us a bit about it?
Masaru - Well, before I left, my technique was too rough. For a shinobi I wasn't stealthy enough, and the technique was too dangerous in my reckless hands. I needed to get stronger and more focused if I was to fully use my abilities and be of any use for the group and for Ai should she need a hand. I went back to Krynn to train. The master had taught my sensei, and agreed to see if I was worth the trouble. Fortunately I seem to have proved worthy, and I trained not only my stealth, but also worked on the 8 Gates technique. Although I did it in record time, the fact that I was late 6 months coming back is proof that it's not something to be taken lightly. Basically I took the chance to improve as a shinobi while learning the Gates.
Mana - What is the 8 Gates about?
Masaru - Well, easily put, everyone has a chakra system in their body. The thing is, since most people never learn how to tap into it, they don't even notice it. This system, has eight specific points that regulate the flow of chakra inside your body. They help your body keep its limits in check, so you don't cause harm to yourself. The gates are Opening, Healing, Life, Pain, Limit, View, Wonder and Death. If you learn how to unlock them, you'll be using your body's full capacity. Each gate will unlock certain limits. The easiest one to open is the first, Opening. Some people even do it without realizing it. Ever heard stories about mothers who under pressure are able to pull their kids out of large pieces of debris, eventhough their physical strength is nothing special?
Mana - I heard "Death", meaning you can die while using this technique?
Masaru - That's because they unconsciously open the first gate for a few moments, adrenaline is the most comon cause for it. And yes, you may die. Up until the third Gate, it's fairly safe, as long as you have enough chakra in you. From the fourth forward, your body will feel the effects of the Gates. Although the seventh Gate is pretty harsh on your body, and you'll most likely be out for a day or two if you use it recklessly, opening the last one means you will die, do not fool yourself. The ammount of strain it puts in your body, espcially your heart is too much for even the bulkiest of barbarians out there. You can take down a whole army and still trash the castle, but once the gates closes, you're dead.
Mana - How does your fiancée see this risk?
Masaru - Well, I can't thank her enough for supporting me with this training. We're both aware of how dangerous this technique is, and obviously, I didn't open the last Gates during my training, though I have the energy to do it. We discussed this, and we both agree that the last Gates, especially the eighth, are not to be touched unless it's a desperate situation. The price to pay for them is extremely high, and after these 18 months, the last thing I want is to lose her. I didn't just train my body, I became a bit more responsible too. We're aware of the risks, we'll make sure I'll never have to use them.
Mana - A question for both. Are the Krynn Ibushin recruiting, and if so, what is your standard for accepting a new member?
Masaru - Well, we got a few new members already, but if someone capable appears, we could use the help. As for standart... the first one is definetly being trustworthy, we already got burnt with people that proved distrustful.
Beinion - It has to be someone trustworthy, experient on the field, and willing to work as a team towards the mission's success. If you're going to disregard the plan the team set up to go out doing your own thing, then you don't belong in a group in the first place. Following these requirements, we'll accept to work with anyone who has proven their worth.
Mana - Finally, what do you suppose the future holds for your party?
Masaru - Lots of interesting missions, I hope.
Beinion - I'm not going to question fate or even luck. We'll be here to take on challenges as we have when the group was first formed.
'Extra Report - Sorcerer sought for crimes against mankind.'
Five Waterfalls, RR. The Academy of Arcane Practices of Pax Arcana has issued a Wanted call for sorcerer Yoshida Kai for crimes against mankind. The sorcerer, previously a master and researcher of the Academy, has disappeared after a co-worker inadvertedly stumbled upon his latest project.
Yoshida Kai, currently 40, was found to be testing several new enchantments in his own students, all of which perished or were mercy killed during the process. The Academy deans were nothing short of baffled at the gruesome discovery. Professor Damien Brooks, a dean of the Academy specialized in necromancy, had the following comment: "Yoshida tapped uncharted knowledge, but there is a reason why said knowledge remained uncharted: there are no ways to test it without risking the life of the test subject. Yoshida has presented no evidence that these were willing participants, with full knowledge of the risks involved. Even in the darkest studies of the arcane practices, Academy masters are not allowed to have living, rational test subjects without measures illibating them from criminal activity. The Academy will not stand for that sort of behavior."
On being asked what measures the Academy is taking into finding Yoshida, dean Lieutenant General Matsuoka Shiori, evocation master, had the following to answer. "The Wanted call is public, anyone can take it. This man is officially wanted by Pax Arcana for crimes against mankind, and it doesn't really matter who delivers him. We want him here, either alive, or dead with a positive identification of the body. The dean group of Pax Arcana's Academy is ready to reward those who deliver him with goods or services of arcane nature. In his capture, we will accept the services of any army, any group and any being. Two master graduates and teachers of the Academy are currently evaluating his research in hopes of finding more information on his whereabouts or intents, and the justice of this home is in motion as we speak."
"Yoshida protects himself well, however.", commented Lady Annouk Ihiel, also a dean at the academy specialized in divination. "We have a feeling he is being helped by someone who has a grasp of arcane practices, and a rank greater than his own. He managed to block most spells that will contact him or find his location. It will not be an easy task to track him down."
The dean group assures the press, however, that this criminal will be brought to justice and terminated as of Academy law. Already doing some investigation of my own, I am Mana TimberStick for the Newsboard.'